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³¼THINGS THAT¼³
³¼ANNOY OTHERS¼³
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Ever wanted to REALLY annoy someone you
hate or just disliked their stupid,
scringy, face??! Here`s how! (I take
no responsibility if you need surgery)
¹
1. Stare at them on the bus.
2. Continue the above - it is VERY an-
noying for them!
3. Kick the back of a phone box when
someone is using it (Great fun! )
4. Repeat the above several times for
added effect.
5. Pick your nose and wipe the bogey on
the traffic light button.
6. Stick some chewing gum on the same
button.
7. Smoke in the non-smoking section.
8. Talk to your mate about Weight
Watchers when next to a fat, obese
lady.
9. Tell your mate loudly on a crowded
bus that you have leprosy.
10.Repeat the above but say its very
contagious.
11.Don`t give a seat to a 125 year old
pensioner. (Very mean!)
12.Carry on walking without shifting to
make way for another person.
13.Run alongside a jogger , and start
talking to him.
14.Throw plastic bottles onto the
street to see if it will be crushed.
15.Knock on someones door and keep on
asking for John else they`ll get a
dead leg.
16.Make an obscene phone call.
17.Make another one, but start off in-
nocently.
18.Blow your nose, but miss the tissue.
19.Spit in front of someone.
20.Walk upto someone and say they`ve
lost their wallet.
21.If they haven`t, make sure they do!
22.Eat chicken vindaloo on a crowded
train.
23.Tell someone you seem to have mis-
placed your spider.
24.If walking past a bus, knock on it`s
windows and wave.
25.Or smile.
26.Give a lamer a virus.
27.Give a lamer two viruses within a
day.
28.Upload a fake crack to a BBS.
29.Be a disk-thief.
30.Pretend you can code so you can get
into a group.
31.Say you love Michael Jackson.
32.Tell someone you haven`t got any
more time to waste on pointless ar-
ticles.
33.Fart on someone.
34.Then deny it and sat it was them.
35.Tell customs you are a terrorist
while hiding disks in your bag.
36.Post a dead cat to your contact.
37.Run over someones dog in the street,
by ACCIDENT of coz!
38.If there is no dog, a baby in a pram
will do nicely.
39.Dribble at the mouth so the guy next
to you thinks you are wierd.
40.Then put your hand onto his lap and
see what he does.
41.If a friend is dressed in rubbish,
tell them it`s great.
42.Try to outsmart the interviewer at
your first job.
43.Go to chemists and ask for tissues.
44.Then for some band-aid.
45.Then for some toe-nail clippers.
46.Then say you only want some perfume
for your girlfriend.
47.Play "Bring your daughter to the
slaughter" in the street.
48.Then at a funeral.
49.Laugh when you see a fight in the
street.
50.Push your body against a female on a
crowded bus as much as you can. She
will get very irritated and will
move to give you more room.
51.Disappear from your "friend" you
hate while on an overseas trip.
52.Buy lots of food, but don`t share
it.
53.Write articles about things everyone
has already done!
³Khul